Diets.
Let me just go off on a little rant here. L.A. and I are dieting, but let's face it I need it way more than he does. I have been pulling an Oprah for the last month or so jumping up and down like a yo-yo! I don't believe in weighing myself, it's not good for you. I do believe in how my pants feel and lately, they feel a wee bit snug....
So I have been doing insane amounts of crunches, cut back on the cigarettes and alcohol, but here is my big issue.........CHRISTMAS COOKIES!
I mean, let's be honest people, one is never enough of anything! This is true for shoes, sex, cigarettes, tequila shot and fucking A Christmas cookies. So I think the diet needs to wait until after Christmas because there is no way I can say no to Nona's butter cookies, Pizzeles, pecan rolls, magic cookie bars ( recipes coming soon, of course! ). Tell me I am not alone here, L.A. seems to think I am going to do crunches every time I eat a cookie, I know better!
So in conclusion, I say Let me eat cookies damn it!
<3 Steph
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Hey Steph! It's Jezzer here in Raleigh. We missed you yesterday :( Did you hear about Sandra's car accident?
ReplyDeleteAs for the subject matter of your post? Hell yeah, eat whatever fucking Christmas cookie you want girl! Without a doubt, dieting needs to be put on hold this time of year ;P