L.A. WROTE: Hello! My name is: L.A.

Hello there! My name is L.A. one of your bloggers on this site. I figured that I would take this time to tell you a little bit about myself...





I am a nice boy with a nice upbringing. I am an Aries and I enjoy long walks by moonlight on the beach. I am quite the accomplished shower time karaoke star (you know, that's when you're shampooing your hair and the next thing you know you're belting out tunes from La Bo heme. It happens.). I work for a company who does outsourced customer care. I technically work for a major cellular provider. No. I'm sorry. I can't be a name dropper. Really, I signed a non-disclosure agreement! You know how multimillion dollar companies are, always afraid some one's going to blab about their next great product. Honestly I really don't know what we do there. I thought a well paying job, that may supply a free hole-punch and stapler? I'm there!

I need this job to fuel my ravenous hunger for heroin, no I mean crafts. I'm the insanely crafty member of the group. Sometimes I lay in bed at night and think 'HM... maybe I should make a collage of vintage muscle magazines and call it chicken' or perhaps I'm eating a bagel and the thought of Elmer's glue, glitter and a taxidermy squirrel pop into my mind. Sometimes I have good ideas (like this blog) and sometimes, well I don't (like the time I painted the kitchen's back splash lime-green) If there was an all night store, stocked with craft supplies. I would be there every night. Sometimes this makes me feel guilty. Like I was the one who wiped my ass on the towels over at the Sedaris'.... it's just foolish.

Along side crafts I have a passion for food, circus freaks and vaudeville shows. I also like to write. I have a journal. I also have a box of notebooks full of short stories and other books I started writting only to be distracted by something shiney. I plan on being a great writer one day. Magical thinking and all. All I really have to do is put them together I suppose. New years resolution: Get something to a Publisher in 09. Who knows, maybe when I grow up I will be a big shot writer, peddling my honest, but humorus short stories in memoir form. I'll be like, well David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs - Perez Hilton. God, don't let me be like Perez Hilton. I mean we're a lot alike on world issues, we both believe that given a nice tiara and a handgun we would rule the world., However, as you know I'm am not Perez, and well not satan in a caftan either.

Well anyway. I hope you enjoyed this lesson in how not to win friends and be popular, brought to you by The Cupcake Cult.

-Namaste.
L.A.